pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

Wednesday, April 16th
judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol
Wednesday, April 16th
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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

Wednesday, April 16th
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320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

Wednesday, April 16th
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lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

Wednesday, April 16th